May 31, 2007

Card Critic’s Countdown: 1990 to 1994

Opening Remarks

As Nolan Ryan lofted that football and the Eighties drew to a close, the hobby came to a turning point. With the help of Upper Deck, its limited quantity, higher price point and tiny little holograms, collectors came to expect more from sets and the hobby across the board. And the Nineties didn’t disappoint. The next half-decade was a Burdickian nightmare—or wet dream, depending on your outlook towards cards at the end of the iconic, blue chip Eighties.

Starting with the introduction of Upper Deck in 1989, the next five years would see the debut of no less than twelve new products, forever changing the hobby landscape and collectors’ priorities: what they collected, how they collected and how much they were willing to spend.

It used to be that collectors bought every set from a given year. In 1979, this was easy: there was one set (not counting O-Pee-Chee and regionals like Burger King). In 1981 there were three regular sets and a boxed Traded set towards the end of the season. By the end of the decade, ‘Collect ‘em all’ was still a legitimate goal: there were six major sets in 1989.

Just two years later there were eleven sets. By 1993 that figure ballooned to at least fifteen sets, not including end-of-the-year Rookie and Traded sets, nor am I counting the endless stream of insert, parallel and chase card sets that had quickly matured from novelty to necessity for all manufacturers.

As the decade progressed and the landscape expanded exponentially, pack-buying became less about building sets than about simply buying and opening packs. It was during this time that a pack’s ‘Success Rate’ began to be a serious issue. Packs had to be good. Often a collector could only give a new set one or two chances to prove its worth. If the design wasn’t up to par, or the pack failed to produce an insert or simply wasn’t memorable, there were plenty of other sets to try. Thus the availability of inserts and parallels (and later autographs and relics) became a huge selling point for sets (see mid-decade Fleer). Seriously, who can forget hot packs?

Inserts became such a draw that building a base set, once the cornerstone of the hobby, had all but crumbled away. Base cards were for fools and if there was a set you wanted, all you had to do was purchase the whole thing in one fell swoop at a drugstore like Walgreens.

So then how did the hobby survive? You could make the argument that it didn’t (and that it’s been in a spiral of denial ever since). And you can argue the other side, that because of the rise in the number of sets and the abundance of inserts and chase cards, the hobby was just hitting its stride.

New collectors had become involved thanks to the draw of ‘premium’ sets like UD, Fleer Ultra, Leaf, Stadium Club, SP and Finest; sets positioned in the price tier above the standard issues. These new, adult collectors, because they were paying more up front per-pack and per-card, could thus enjoy a second time around with an old pastime, separated from the stigma that might follow an adult involved in something widely considered a child’s hobby.

A point that can’t be argued is that it seemed for a while there that insert cards were more plentiful than base cards—a definite turnoff for many longtime collectors. And though for a few years there manufacturers were able to successfully navigate that shift in the hobby (attracting many new collectors), those collectors lost in the wake gave up hope, never again to return.


The Countdown
It’s felt obvious to me for the past year that a Card Critic Countdown of the Nineties was needed. And every time I started one, I couldn’t get past the enormous scope of the project. The Eighties, for all their bluster, were a manageable 54 sets. But the Nineties? At least 76 different product lines were produced from 1990 to 1994; more if we’re going to count individual sets. That’s almost twice as many as all of the sets from 1980 to 1989, produced in half the time.

Well, I’m ready now. One thing though: as you can see from the title of this post, the countdown will only consider product lines produced between 1990 and 1994. I’m not including sets from 1995 to 1999 simply because I stopped collecting in 1995 and I’m just not comfortable with ranking sets I don’t have very much experience collecting.

Same rules apply from the Eighties countdown. You can review those rules here. The only change that I’m going to make is that I’m going to rank the product lines from each year, not each individual regular set and its related rookie/traded/update set, because that’s just too much. Instead, the R/T/U sets will be incorporated into each product line. So for example, 1991 Fleer will include the regular set, the update set and the relevant insert sets: All-Stars and Pro-Visions. Likewise, the review and ranking of 1994 Score will include the regular and update sets, the Gold Rush parallels for both and the six insert sets. I think this will be good for the rankings, because strong sets will stand—no matter how many or how few insert sets they have, weak sets may get help from certain strong insert sets and parallels and other weak sets will rank low because they are truly horrible.

#76 to #72 coming soon.

May 26, 2007

Beaten to the Punch

There are a few things you don’t know about me.

1. I still can’t get over how great Garbage Pail Kids are. I always kick myself for buying them instead of basketball cards back in 1986, but in all fairness these GPKs are pretty awesome. I heard once that Art Spiegelman of Maus fame did the original artwork for GPK, which is great.

2. I collect other things besides baseball cards. I have over 900 different souvenir postcard folders, a collection I’m quite proud of and for a time had been considering writing a book about. (I even started doing background research at the Boston Public Library, home of the remains of the Tichnor Bros. company assets, including a large collection of glass printing plates in storage). It’s an often-scorned, seldom-visited corner of the postcard hobby. Like sports cards, the postcard hobby is massive. Unlike sports cards, it’s a hobby whose collectors are, from my own experiences at shows, nearly all over the age of fifty. Many times I’m the youngest person at shows, and I’m nearly thirty.

3. I’m not a religious man, but I’m starting to think of collecting cards less as an addiction and more as a well-organized religion. Think about it: there is a God, and his name is Mickey Mantle. Or Ted Williams. Or Babe Ruth. Or Stan Musial. And there are lesser deities, like Sandy Koufax, Warren Spahn, Willie Mays, Carl Yasztremski and Jackie Robinson. Plus don’t forget the many tiers of saints like Clemente, Campanella, Freddie Lynn and Brooks Robinson, Cal Ripken and Kirby Puckett, Lou Gehrig and Mickey Cochrane. The list is endless. And there are those who’ve fallen from grace, like McGwire, Rose and Bonds.

And really the only way to denounce the religion is to tear up the cards, because cards are sacred objects. You can lose interest or give them away, but you’ll always keep them in your heart and find yourself coming back to their memory in an hour of need. Or at least I do.

There are two reasons I bring this analogy up. First, I started reading
The Card: Collectors, Con Men, and the True Story of History’s Most Desired Baseball Card
by Michael O’Keefe and Teri Thompson, and while I’m only fifty pages in, they’ve already summed up this analogy (and my obsession) perfectly. So while I knew I was not the first person to elevate baseball or the act of collecting cards to religious experience, O’Keefe and Thompson beat me to the punch by at least six months.

Second, I’ve started thinking of contemplating the possibility of possibly, maybe selling some of my cards. Though I practically revere each and every one of my cards (all 175,000 of them), the thought of selling some of them does not tear at my insides as much as the idea of physically destroying them, or throwing them away. I’ve given cards away before, specifically 1991 and 1992 Score and Donruss in a quart-sized ziplock bag marked ‘Free’ in the mailroom of my apartment building (good luck hunting for Kevin Maas rookies; those suckers are still up in my apartment under plastic), but the thought of ripping up cards or throwing them away, no matter how ugly they are or what year they’re from, turns my stomach.

4. I’ve always regretted not spending the $19.95 plus $1.50 shipping and handling for a sure-to-arrive-oversized Topps sweatshirt. I’m sure I would have been the man of the hour on the junior high dance and party circuit, if only I hadn’t skimped on style. I mean, the sweatshirt had puffy lettering.

How could you not totally score while wearing it?

May 24, 2007

Topps Series 2: Why is Yadier Molina #660?

Topps has announced its checklist for Topps Series 2, and lo and behold, Yadier Molina is #660, a spot historically reserved (at least across the mid 1970s) for a superstar like Hank Aaron. It's an important number for Topps, as many of its sets end on 660. So why not put together a quick card of Barry Bonds? For all the crap that Bonds has gone through over the past five years or so, Topps has almost always stood by him, and now that he's back under contract, it just makes sense that he'd come in at 660. I mean, if Topps has the wherewithal to correct the Jeter card, you'd think they'd be able to seed in one of Bonds.

Another big shock: Daisuke Matsuzaka gets a 2nd tier number on his first card (#630). That's big, especially since it took Roberto Clemente something like five or six years to get his first.

Read all about Topps Series 2 here.

May 22, 2007

Summer Reading List

Well, it's almost Memorial Day, the Sox are building their yearly gigantic lead on the Jays and the Yankees and the good weather is pulling me outside and away from updating this here blog. And it's not for lack of ideas; I've plenty and I've also been putting off following up on ideas from over a month ago. One thing I haven't been skimping on is reading.

Other fans have found joy in putting together a good sports library, and I'm no different. That's why I offer this small list of baseball-related books, bios and memoirs that I've read over the last year or so, as a help to others looking for a way to put off more pressing things in favor of a good summer read.

Bill Lee and Dick Lally, The Wrong Stuff
Jim Bouton, Ball Four
Roy Campanella, It's Good to be Alive
Buster Olney, The Last Night of the Yankee Dynasty
Robert Whiting, You Gotta Have Wa
Bob Lemke, The 2007 Standard Catalog of Baseball Cards
Leo Durocher with Ed Linn, Nice Guys Finish Last
Don Dewey, The Black Prince of Baseball: Hal Chase and the Mythology of the Game
Robert Peterson, Only the Ball was White
Seth Mnookin, Feeding the Monster
Peter Gammons, Beyond the Sixth Game
Bill Veeck with Ed Linn, Veeck--As In Wreck
Don Olson, Bambi's Bombers
Michael Coffey, 27 Men Out
Ken Kaiser with David Fisher, Planet of the Umps
John Gall and Gary Engel, Sayonara Home Run!

Carded - May 22

My heart goes out to the Topps lackeys: for some reason Ryan Howard does not keep a rack pack display box of 2007 Topps fully stocked in his locker.

Also, Tom Gordon is quickly becoming my hero: not only is his ability no longer on par with his nickname, but his locker features an obviously well-arranged display of action figures.

Ryan Howard's Locker

May 16, 2007

Life in Pictures: Dennis Hopson


Some of the most telling stories don't even employ words. Sometimes, everything can be said in just two pictures. Ask any ad-man worth his salt and he'll tell you that the testimonial is a powerful selling tool, but the before and after photos are the real kicker to any sell. So, in the spirit of Charles Atlas, here's Dennis Hopson, king of Michigan Avenue, all of Chicago just within his grasp. And here's Dennis Hopson, lost and forlorn Sacramento King, with rejection and disillusion written all over his face.




It's an achievement, Hopson's sad transformation from first to worst captured in two perfect photos on one single basketball card. I hope the Skybox photo editor helped himself to a cigar after putting this card together. Newspaper photo editors have won Pulitzers for framing less emotion.

May 09, 2007

The Blurbs: Hart Lee Dykes, Math Tutor




“11 x 8=88, the uniform number of New England Patriot receiver Hart Lee Dykes. The third leading receiver on the squad, Dykes caught 34 passes for 549 yards last season. Learn with the NFL Players.”


-Hart Lee Dykes, 1991 Pacific Pro Football Flash Cards #2

The Blurbs: Diamond Kings by Default


Being designated a Diamond King is supposed to be a good thing, a cap to a breakout season. But for Gerald Perry, Dave Schmidt and Steve Bedrosian, the Donruss copywriters couldn’t help but point out that the company had to choose one player from each team, no matter how bad they were the previous season. So while they may have respectively put together good campaigns in the summer of ’88, you end up feeling bad for them.

I like to think my pessimistic streak comes from Donruss copywriters. So thanks for that, guys.

“The preseason odds of Gerald Perry winning the National League batting title were probably greater than the Braves’ chances of winning the pennant. Tony Gwynn and Tim Raines battle for batting crowns, not Perry, a lifetime .261 hitter entering the ’88 season. Yet there he was, above the .300 mark the whole year. A flash in the pan? When September rolled around, Perry was still leading the league in hitting. Perry was one of very few bright spots on the Braves last year.”

“After winning the National League Cy Young Award in 1987, a few cracks developed in Steve ‘Bedrock’ Bedrosian. The Philadelphia reliever contracted ‘walking pneumonia’ in spring training and missed the first few weeks of the season.”

“Dave Schmidt is not a household name like Roger Clemens or Dwight Gooden, but rival general managers know him—as evidenced by the demand for him from pennant contenders late last season. His versatility is what makes Schmidt so valuable…So in a year when Baltimore set an AL record for most losses to start the season, the Orioles had at least one bright spot on their pitching staff.”

All cards from 1989 Donruss.

May 08, 2007

The Blurbs: Gale Says Gale Sayers Has to Spin



“What gave me the biggest thrill wasn’t the 95-yard kickoff return. I got the biggest thrill from the 5- or 10- or 12-yard run. That type of run you had to do some things to get that yardage. When you break into the open, anybody can run 40 or 50 yards by themselves. The thrill for Gale Sayers was what he did to get open. In that 5- or 10-yard area, you have to run over somebody, you have to fake somebody, and you have to spin.”


-Gale Sayers, 1991 Pro Line Portraits #169

Blurb Hall of Fame: For the Love of Shiny Objects

A blurb is, by nature, filler copy, an afterthought usually full of boring, useless statistics to validate a player’s credentials. Very rarely is it great, dare I say even good copy. But like any other part of a baseball card, the back-of-card blurb can make or break a card. For example, cards of the middle-of-the-road Brewers starter Moose Haas were never middle of the road, simply because enterprising (and most likely bored out of their minds) copywriters jumped on the opportunity to tell the world that Haas had an abundance of eccentric extra-curricular activities. His being an amateur locksmith, magician and holding a belt in tae kwon do were reiterated time and again on the back of his cards.

So then it’s with great pride (as a budding copywriter myself) to give exposure to one of the best blurbs I’ve ever read. If ever there was a true baseball card hall of fame (and no, I don’t count the one put together by Beckett, as it’s filled with obvious, famous choices), I would elect this card as part of the Blurb Annex. The copywriter utilized everything at his or her disposal, creating a biography that is at once humorous and accurate, conveying both the hope and disappointment associated with the game. It’s an achievement in short-form prose.


“‘I’m always drawn to shiny objects,’ Hideki has said when discussing his favorite things. A scalpel is probably not what he had in mind. Last May, he went under the knife to repair his knee, missing six early weeks in the new phase of his career as an Expo. The injury took him away from the game he came to love as a child in Japan. His father worshipped the game, and most days would – as dads do in America – take his son to a park to play catch. It paid off, as Irabu eventually became credited with being the first Japanese pitcher to throw 95 mph in a professional game.”

-Hideki Irabu, 2001 Topps #234

May 07, 2007

The Blurbs: It’ll take more than a fastball to the head to fell the Gerbil

The Blurbs - Bobby & Meredith & Cliff & Kristen


Today's gem for this, the 7th of May, 2007, is 2007 Topps #64 Bobby Kielty, A's.

"When Bobby's wife Meredith was growing up in Arkansas, she was best friends with the wife of Indians pitcher Cliff Lee, Kristen. On September 19, 2006, Kielty hit his first career grand slam –– off Lee."

May 06, 2007

The Blurbs - Life as an 'it' with Richie Sexson


Today's gem for this, the 6th of May, is 2007 Topps #212, Richie Sexson, Mariners

Hitting coach Jeff Pentland says that Richie set a team record with five grand slams in 2006 because he's ruthlessly composed: 'It's like a shark. He just eats you and doesn't feel sorry for you.'"

May 05, 2007

The Blurbs - Ramon Ortiz Is In the Zone, er, Window


Today's gem for this, the 5th of May, 2007, is 2007 Topps #182, Ramon Ortiz, Nationals

"On July 2, 2006, Ramon not only beat Tampa Bay on the mound, but scored from second on a wild pitch. 'I like to play hard,' he said. 'It's the way I like to play. When you do play hard, the window opens.'"

May 04, 2007

The Blurbs - Of Course Nick Swisher Does Bikram Yoga


Today's gem for this, the 4th of May, 2007, is 2007 Topps #2, Nick Swisher, A's

"Nick trains in offseasons by practicing Bikram yoga. He is guided through 90-minute routines in a room heated to well over 100 degrees -- a discipline, he says, that gives him focus and endurance."

A Note On Design

I'm not really that big into game-used memorabilia cards and other relics. I have a few autographed cards (some that I pulled from packs and some that I wrote away to players to get), but that's about it. So then it totally surprised me how cool the new Upper Deck Premier set looked in its spread in the May Beckett. The base cards themselves look like a retread of other bygone heroes sets, and really I'm not so blind to see that even the jersey cards aren't a hark back to other jersey card inserts from other sets.

The one insert that really stands out for me is 'Premier Stitchings'. I'm not sure if the cards have autographs on one side and a patch on the other, but even if it's just a patch, they're pretty neat. I'm also not sure why Upper Deck would want to highlight the Rogers Hornsby card and claim he's a Cardinal, when the patch colors are so obviously the brown and orange of the St. Louis Browns.

Anyway, when I saw this spread, I knew that I had seen these patches somewhere else. Their creator has his own blog on Art Backwash, and showcases all his designs there. They're very stripped-down, iconic and graphic; the two things they remind me the most of are Old Navy 4-color newspaper circulars and 1994 Upper Deck Fun Pack.

Patches-O-Plenty

May 03, 2007

The Blurbs - David Wright's So High
You Can See Him From Space


Today's gem for this, the 3rd of May, 2007, is 2007 Topps #260 David Wright, Mets

"David is so popular in The Big Apple that Delta Airlines named a New York/Boston/ Washington shuttle after him. It's called 'The Wright Flight,' and bears his signature and No. 5 next to the boarding door."

May 02, 2007

The Blurbs - Marcus Giles Has Acid Reflux


That's right, it's another running series on The Baseball Card Blog: The Blurbs. Not like the horrible, horrible Tom Hanks movie, this series will feature cards whose cubicle-bound copywriters went above and beyond the call of duty.

Today's gem for this, the 2nd of May, 2007, is Topps 2007 card #98, Marcus Giles, Padres.


"Marcus got the scare of his life late last season when he felt chest tightness after swallowing. Following a preliminary diagnosis that he may need heart surgery, it was determined he had acid reflux."

Carded - May 2

Fantastic & Embarrassing Baseball News

...I saw that Orlando Cepeda got arrested for having drugs in his possession. It's probably for a reason that Topps doesn't do player biography booklets anymore, though I wouldn't mind seeing an update to Cepeda's 1970 booklet and the ever-bored Topps copywriter's take on the others involved in Cepeda's arrest (Officer Wulf Corrington and Giants spokesperson Staci Slaughter). Read it here...

...How much is my card collection worth? If you're reading this blog, there's a good chance you searched for that phrase on a search engine and it took you here. Personally, I know my collection isn't worth that much. I have a lot of old cards, but I've made a point of buying low-grade cards, as my mantra has always been that owning the card is more important than having it in mint or near-mint condition. Of course, at this rate, I'll never be considered the next Lionel Carter, who just sold his collection for $1.6 million. Then again, I'll never be robbed as many times as Carter, either. Read about the sale here...

Look for a new daily post later tonight, tenatively called 'Best of the Blurbs'.