April 02, 2009

Choose Your Own Adventure... Card 600

Warning: Parental advisory for violence, blood, foul language, and Bud Selig. This is a set of Choose Your Own Adventure cards by PunkRockPaint. If you have reached this page by accident and want to start at the beginning of the story click here.

The sight of the chair seats lowering and rising as some unknown horror crawls toward you from beneath has you frozen in terror. Watching as seat #1 bobs, then #2 then #3... Adrenaline kicks in; you turn to run, but it is too late. While you were distracted, zombie-Randy Veres has come up behind you. Before you can remember how to pronounce his last name, his teeth are buried in your neck. As a shower of your still-warm blood rains down and the world turns black, you can almost swear you hear the final lines of a song in your ear...
“…root, root-root for the hoooome teeeeeam…”

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