George Brett, 1988 Topps Superstars mini
DON'T BE FRONTIN'.
HE'S A SUPERSTAR, YO. RED BACKGROUND A METAPHOR, BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES (PITCHERS).
HE BATS LEFT BUT HE THROWS RIGHT.
THAT IS CRAZY.
MINI CARD CAN FIT IN YOUR WALLET.
OTHER CARDS AIN'T BE DOIN' THAT.
I CARRY MY GEORGE BRETT MINI IN MY WALLET JUST IN CASE.
DO YOU ACCEPT GEORGE BRETT MINI CARDS AS A FORM OF PAYMENT? PROLLY NOT BUT YOUR LOSS YOU STUPID RESTAURANT.
I LEFT MY INSURANCE CARD AT HOME OFFICER BUT HERE IS A GEORGE BRETT MINI.
I TRUST THAT WILL SUFFICE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING, WHERE'S ED WHITSON AND MEL HALL?
OH SNAP THERE THEY IS.
THIS IS THE SAME CARD.
NICE JOB CROPPING ED WHITSON, TOPPS.
MEL HALL BE LIKE,
"PFFT. WHEN IMMA GET MY OWN SUPERSTAR MINI WITH RANDOM DUDES ON THE BACK? BEEN PUTTIN' IN WORK, SON!"
ED WHITSON BE LIKE,
"WHATEVER YO I DON'T EVEN CARE."
MEL HALL BE LIKE,
"KEEP WALKING, ED, YOU OL' LOOKING GRAMPA. AIN'T YOUR GRANDKIDS NEED YOU TO TAKE THEM TO CHUCKY CHEESE OR WHATEVER? PLEASE."
ED WHITSON BE LIKE,
"WHY DON'T YOU COME TO THE N.L. AND I'LL SHOVE THAT BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP."
JUST GOT REAL UP IN HERE.
GEORGE BRETT BE LIKE,
"SETTLE DOWN, NON-SUPERSTARS. TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE ON MY FOLLOW THROUGH."
MEL HALL AND ED WHITSON BE LIKE,
"PFFT."
MITCH WEBSTER BE LIKE,
"WELL HOWDY DOODY FELLAS! BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR SOME BASEBALL!"
GEORGE, ED AND MEL BE LIKE,
"SHUTUP MITCH! YOU NO WALLET-FITTIN' FOOL."
THREE AMIGOS.
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