Johnny Podres, 1969 Topps #659
It is perhaps the most meta card from the 1960s: Johnny Podres on the Padres.
Hank Arft, 1949 Bowman #139
Lo, to be born without an easily tease-able name!
Dick Selma, 1967 Topps #386
This is one of the most impressive printing registration screw-ups I've ever seen.
Van Lingle Mungo, 1934 Diamond Stars #19
It appears someone bit off more Mungo than they could chew.
Autographed Anthony Young, 1992 Topps #148
Bravely, the '16' in his signature
referred to his uniform number, not his record (1-16, 1992).
Dodgers' Sluggers, 1957 Topps #400
In all seriousness, this is one of my favorite cards ever made.
Pete Rose, 1985 Donruss #254
I've always thought Pete looked kinda pensive in this photo,
like he were a child seeking approval. I may be on the Expos, but I still got it, right?
Roy Sievers, 1956 Topps #75
Roy may have been a graceful outfielder, but here he looks like a drunk guy in a 1980s sex comedy, trying to catch the football without falling in the pool.
Joe Morgan TRADED, 1972 Topps #752
Why is this card a highlight? Three reasons: the guy in the background; Joe's muttonchop sideburns; and the fact that Joe Morgan signed it with a ballpoint pen.
Rod Carew, 1968 Topps #80
Far out! I got a Rod Carew in my pack!
Be a pal and hand me that pencil, would you?
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