#managing

Jim Leyland, 1987 Topps

CHECK OUT MANAGER JIM LEYLAND.

DIRECTING TRAFFIC LIKE A PIMP.

"MOVE BACK OUTFIELDERS!"

"PUT THE SHIFT ON, PEOPLE!"

/TOUCHES CHIN/PULLS EAR LOBE/GRABS CROTCH/

/THIRD BASE COACH DOES SOMERSAULT/

"HEH."

"DON'T BOTHER ME, TRYING TO MANAGE OVER HERE."

JIM LEYLAND WAS A YOUNG BUCK BACK IN 1987.

"HOW ARE WE GONNA RESPECT A MANAGER AS YOUNG AS WE ARE?" - 1987 PITTSBURGH PIRATES

J/K HE WAS STILL MAD OLD.

JUST YOUNGER THAN THIS.

LOTTA MANAGERS LIKE TO MANAGE SITTING DOWN.

IT'S A LONG GAME.

JIM LEYLAND BE LIKE, NOPE, GONNA STAND.

BUT MAYBE IMMA LEAN ON SOMETHING.

"HEY UMP, YOU'RE A FAT JERK!"

/PICKS UP BULLPEN PHONE/ "GET ME WHATSHISFACE! THE LEFTY GUY!"

"DISTEFANO! FETCH ME MY CIGS, WILL YA'?"

"Y'ALL SLACKERS BE STRESSING ME OUT ..." /TAKES DRAG/

"AHHHH ... "

"KIPPER! THAT HAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN A**HOLE. LET ME SEE IT ... "

/ASHES IN BOB KIPPER'S HAT/

"GO BACK TO UMP SCHOOL YA' FAT JERK!"

/CHECKS WATCH/

"TIME FOR SOME ACTION."

/PUTS ON HIT AND RUN/

/STRIKE 'EM OUT, THROW 'EM OUT/

"JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"

/SITS DOWN/

/TAKES DRAG/