Kirk Gibson, 1990 Bowman
DERP DERP
DERPY DERP
(Guys, sorry. Listen, Kirk Gibson is going to KICK MY ASS if he ever sees this, so please keep this on the low, aiiight? I know you guys always do, with the way you infrequently comment on these nonsense posts. I read that lack of feedback as "We love these! Keep 'em coming!" and also "Shhhhhhh! We don't want anyone else to know!" So keep doing that, but for reals this time. And also ... )
DERP DERP
HELMET DERP
(This is freakin' dangerous, man. We're talking about the guy who once flipped his shizz because his teammates put shaving cream in his hat. I AM PLAYING WITH FIRE. ((Don't tell him about THAT post either. Should've never linked to it. No going back now I guess.)) Anyway ... )
I HAS A DODGER?
DERP
(I live near Phoenix, so I'm not far, proximity-wise, from Gibby, as he is affectionately known (("The affection is not mutual." - Gibby)), and let me tell you - dude does not mess around. If I were reporting for the D-Backs, I would be too scared to ask him the most basic, generic question lest his brand of monotone disappointment/annoyance make me shudder uncontrollably. A few years ago a reporter asked him why he was managing the game instead of being in Michigan for his son's high school graduation, and he was like,
DERP
Sorry. He was like, "You're supposed to graduate." Dang, son! Dang, Kirk Gibson's son! That's enough to make me want to chill out with all the ... )
DERP
Almost.
DERP.
Pray for me.
That picture is truly derptastic. Had "derp" (or even "herp-derp") been around in the early 90's, they never would have gone with that photo.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I read all of these, but rarely comment as I don't want you thinking I'm a stalker.
Thanks, TJJ! First of all, SO upset I didn't include "herp-derp" ... what was I thinking? Ugh. And thank you for reading all this nonsense ... of course I was kidding and am never discouraged by lack of comments, but it IS good to know if/when people enjoy these since I know a lot of people come here for serious baseball card discussion, and that is quite the opposite of what I contribute. Anyhoo, thanks again!
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