July 31, 2013

#managing


Jim Leyland, 1987 Topps

CHECK OUT MANAGER JIM LEYLAND.

DIRECTING TRAFFIC LIKE A PIMP.

"MOVE BACK OUTFIELDERS!"

"PUT THE SHIFT ON, PEOPLE!"

/TOUCHES CHIN/PULLS EAR LOBE/GRABS CROTCH/

/THIRD BASE COACH DOES SOMERSAULT/

"HEH."

"DON'T BOTHER ME, TRYING TO MANAGE OVER HERE."

JIM LEYLAND WAS A YOUNG BUCK BACK IN 1987.

"HOW ARE WE GONNA RESPECT A MANAGER AS YOUNG AS WE ARE?" - 1987 PITTSBURGH PIRATES

J/K HE WAS STILL MAD OLD.

JUST YOUNGER THAN THIS.

LOTTA MANAGERS LIKE TO MANAGE SITTING DOWN.

IT'S A LONG GAME.

JIM LEYLAND BE LIKE, NOPE, GONNA STAND.

BUT MAYBE IMMA LEAN ON SOMETHING.

"HEY UMP, YOU'RE A FAT JERK!"

/PICKS UP BULLPEN PHONE/ "GET ME WHATSHISFACE! THE LEFTY GUY!"

"DISTEFANO! FETCH ME MY CIGS, WILL YA'?"

"Y'ALL SLACKERS BE STRESSING ME OUT ..." /TAKES DRAG/

"AHHHH ... "

"KIPPER! THAT HAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN A**HOLE. LET ME SEE IT ... "

/ASHES IN BOB KIPPER'S HAT/

"GO BACK TO UMP SCHOOL YA' FAT JERK!"

/CHECKS WATCH/

"TIME FOR SOME ACTION."

/PUTS ON HIT AND RUN/

/STRIKE 'EM OUT, THROW 'EM OUT/


"JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"

/SITS DOWN/

/TAKES DRAG/




July 28, 2013

What Ben's Thinking About

It's no secret: my interest in collecting sports cards waxes and wanes like the cycles of the moon. But there are certain things about the hobby that pique my interest. Here they are for the week of July 28, 2013.

1. I've had another epiphany about my card collection this week: I need to cut back. I've collected sets in the past, have an extensive Red Sox and Celtics collection — I'm trying to get one card of every player on each team since their inceptions — and have a shoebox of vintage stars. But I also have pre-war nonsports cards. And lots of Topps basketball from the 1970s. And other cards I'm quite sure what to do with. The epiphany came about because we have been doing a little spring cleaning (in the middle of the summer) and have sold a few things on eBay. Some cards have left the house this way, but it isn't satisfying. Not really.

I feel like if I'm going to make big strides in completing the Soxlopedia, as I'm calling it, then I'm going to have to make some trades. So here we are. Is there anyone out there interested in trading these days? I'd be looking for Red Sox and Celtics players, and maybe a few upgrade cards for my 1965 and 1956 Topps sets. I have some vintage stars and Hall of Famers and T218s and T118s and a huge lot of 1984 Topps baseball, which I know isn't that exciting, but let me explain.

2. I've made large strides in my "Mega Master Set" idea for 1986 and 1987 Topps baseball (and even 1977 and 1978 Topps baseball, to a lesser extent). But where I've found satisfaction in those years, I've be met with a deep sense of ennui with 1984 Topps baseball. Not that I haven't had success with 1984 Topps baseball—I have. I've just found that I don't really care very much if I finish it or not. (I'm a great salesman, I know.) I'm two cards from completing the base set, and have added the 50 cards in the 1984 style from the 2012 Topps Archives set. I've also added a few original 1984 Nestle cards, plus the Larry Bird "Missing Years" card from 2006-07 Topps Basketball, plus even some Topps Tiffany cards. And a handful of the Traded cards. All in all it's about 900 cards, give or take a few. It makes for a nice starter set on the Mega Master Set, I'd say. So, if you're interested in trading for these cards, or would like to know if I can help you with other stuff, and you have Red Sox to trade, I'm all ears. By the way, if you want to see a list of Red Sox players I still need, check out this list.

3. I've been thinking long and hard about this, but 1986 Topps is my favorite set. Ever. It was my first set, and I have cards with their fronts ripped off to varying degrees from this set than any other in my possession. So if there's some sort of Tiger Beat that cares about what I like, 1986 Topps baseball is what I like...

4. Also, here's something to consider: Did you just get $75 worth of baseball cards from that box you just paid $75 for? If not, how much value do you think you got? I bet it wasn't anywhere close to what you paid, unless you count a box's anticipation markup — my name for the traditional profit-ensuring markup that plays to the expectations and excitement of the consumer towards the product. That's probably harder to determine, right? If there are 192 cards in that box (let's say you bought Heritage), then you just paid $0.39 for each card (sure, that's a steal if you get a Sandy Koufax autograph exchange card, but you're more likely to "hit" on a relic card of Raul Ibanez). So if you can get base cards on eBay for closer to $0.07 or $0.10 apiece, then you're paying an anticipation markup of anywhere from a quarter to thirty cents per card. You might scoff at this logic, but for your $75, your box probably contains $18–$25 of value in it. It's a sobering thought, especially as I look towards 2014 Topps Heritage...

5. I just finished David Maraniss' Clemente and recommend it. Actually, if you're interested in reading it, I will make it available for trade. See the linked list above of Red Sox players I'm missing and let me know if you're interested.


July 24, 2013

www.Sluggers.com

GUYS WHO WANTS TO PLAY FANTASY BASEBALL CARDS????????


It's Fantasy Baseball Sluggers 2002! It's an "All-New Improved Game!" The 2001 version was hella lame, but now? NOW you can ...

Play FREE online for your chance to win a trip for four to the 2002 MLB ALL-Star Game

!!! SPOILER ALERT: The 2002 All-Star Game ends in a tie BUT produces this:


So it's gonna be dope. Anyway, I know what you're saying: "That's cool about playing this weird game online for free and maybe winning a chance to go to the All-Star Game. But what I REALLY want to do is go to the 2003 Major League Baseball Player's Association Big League Challenge ..."

or a trip for four to the 2003 MLBPA Big League Challenge

AWESOME!!!!!!!! What is that? Doesn't matter. Prolly gonna have crazy dope sluggers there, like this guy:



Or maybe even this guy:



Plus a box of cards is given away every week of the season!

I LOVE CARDS. Any big name brands?



/passes out/

It doesn't matter when during the 2002 season you join in, so get online now and start playing for your chance to win big!
www.Sluggers.com

Just logged on. Getting mad error messages, son! What gives? You trying to tell me www.sluggers.com doesn't have a shelf life of at least 11 years? GODADDY.COM THAT B*T*H. Is there another website where I can activate my card number? I have a card number.


How does this game even work?



(goes online to sluggers.com) DANG this is more challenging than last year! But also more FUN! (changes Ruben Sierra from "DH" to "fullback") Ha, ha, dumbass! (pulls Jeremy Giambi card) Ugh, I don't like this ... (tries to put card back into computer) "ERROR, ERROR - YOU HAVE EXCEEDED THE MAXIMUM SLOTAGE" Darn it, whatever, gonna create a whole new team ... (creates new team called "your MOM is a slugger lolz") Need five players, let's go with ... Curt Schilling and Alfonso Soriano to start ... "ERROR, ERROR, ONE PLAYER PER CARD; CURT SCHILLING IN NOT A SLUGGER" ... The hell? This sucks. (logs off, turns on "Friends") Ha ha ... Joey, you idiot.

July 17, 2013

Fun With Stickers

Hey everyone, check out these Fleer baseball stickers about baseball! Thought this might be a baseball card when I opened the pack of baseball cards but instead they are stickers.

Check it out, these are National League stickers. This sticker card has all the National League team stickers you could ever want: Pirates, Cardinals, Padres, Giants, Pirates, Giants. Plus the Cardinals. All the teams in that league, the National League. Let's find out more about these teams:


 The San Diego Padres play on grass, and their stadium holds 59,022 humans. Learning a lot today AND getting stickers. Best day ever or best day ever is the only question LOLZ.


Cool beans! Now it makes sense why there are four stickers on this card representing the expansion teams of 1969. (checks front of card again) Oops, my bad, whatevs!

Let's look at these stickers again!

These stickers are circles, which is perfect. Sometimes I get misshapen or awkwardly-shaped stickers and it's so frustrating. Arg, the leg on this sticker person ripped off! I play with stickers a lot because I am a toddler and not a growing boy becoming more interested in the game of baseball by the day.

These stickers look great, sure, but how do you peel them off? Should I purchase a sophisticated instrument to locate the peeling position?


Awesome! That is where you peel them, just follow the arrows. Now it's time to have some fun ...


"Ummm, yes, I work for the Cardinals. Please allow me into your clubhouse to talk to the players and maybe eat a sandwich." COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THAT WORKED???


Ruff, ruff, my dog likes the Pirates ... NOT! Ha, ha!


Is that a sticker on your pants or are you just happy to see me (a.k.a. have a "giant" boner)?


STICKER PARTY
 
This has been so much fun, thanks for playing along!

July 10, 2013

Thumbs Up



Shawn Green, 1994 Topps Stadium Club

The world was set on fire with passion and lust for baseball when Shawn Green made his major league debut with the Toronto Blue Jays ... oh darn I can't remember the exact date PSYCHE September 28, 1993. Like you, I commemorated the occasion with newspaper clippings, words printed on wooden panels and my home label-maker.


There is A LOT going on here on the back of this card, which is apropos because there is a lot to talk about re: Shawn Green. For example, I heard he is cannon-armed. Is he cannon-armed?


COOL! I'd like to find out more about his cannon arm, like anecdotes about him nailing would be run-scorers with his cannon arm ...

Hit .283 4 HR for Knoxville (AA) in 1993...

Ha, ha, go get 'em, cannon arm!

Limited to 99 games by broken right thumb...

OH NO! The thumb is an integral part of any cannon arm. This is disconcerting, but I am comforted by the fact that Shawn Green has two thumbs.

Broke his left thumb in 1992...

I am learning so much about Shawn Green's thumbs. More than I ever could have imagined. This baseball card has truly provided an accurate and detailed history of Shawn Green's thumbs. Sometimes when a person is clumsy we say he is "all thumbs." Sometimes when a person is good at planting crap we say he has "a green thumb." And sometimes when we talk about baseball player Shawn Green we say that he broke all his Green thumbs.

So anyway, we've talked a lot about Shawn Green's cannon arm and also his thumbs ... I am exhausted from that! Still, maybe we should discuss his hitting statistics? There is a buttload of letters and numbers on the back of this card, so possibly there is something I can reference pertaining to Shawn Green's ability to hit. Maybe a chart detailing his HITS as compared to BATTERS, if that makes sense, which it doesn't.



Wow, this has been great. Listen, I know I've asked many questions today about Shawn Green, but I only have one more. Promise. Are you ready? Here it is. Here is my question: Where does Shawn Green's ability to run around rank on the Topps Skills Rating System?


Whoa, 7.1 in running is in the upper echelon of running, if you ask me. Imagine where he'd rank with two healthy thumbs ... 7.2? 7.3? 7.7? Hey, let's not get crazy here. Still though, who knows ...

Well, we have a lot to digest here. So what I recommend is to sleep on it, and we'll come back here tomorrow and talk more about Shawn Green with rested thumbs and a clearer head, okay?

Okay.

Actually let's not. I am done.

July 09, 2013

Early Thoughts on 2014 Topps Heritage

Surprise, surprise—I've been thinking about next year's Topps Heritage set. This morning I had some time and put together a "probables" list for the Real One autograph set. It's fascinating to me that we as collectors will pay a premium for autographed reprints, rather than paying 30% to 50% of the cost for an autographed original. Is it really all about the Topps seal of approval?

That said, here is a first-draft list of who I think will be included on the Real One autograph checklist for 2014 Topps Heritage. Odds of their inclusion are in parentheses.

Stars
Joe Morgan (2-1) - Hall of Fame second baseman's rookie seems like a no-brainer
Jim Bunning (3-1) - Hall of Famer and former U.S. Senator with time on his hands
Al McBean (10-1) - All-star in 1964
Jim Bouton (10-1) - Is Bouton still a baseball pariah?
Mike Shannon (5-1) - Popular St. Louis Cardinals personality
Juan Marichal (3-1) - Hall of Famer
Jim Kaat (5-1) - Member of the "Hall of Very Good"
Willie Mays (2-1) - If he's still under contract with Topps, I see Mays being a cornerstone in this set, as he earned the MVP award in 1965
Sandy Koufax (5-1) - What would it take to get Sandy Koufax in this set?
Frank Robinson (10-1) - I'm on the fence about this one. He's participated in a few of Heritage sets in the past.
Yogi Berra (3-1): 1965 was his last card as an active player. Seems like a no-brainer to include him here.
Bob Gibson (5-1): Heritage regular in the last few years.
Whitey Ford (5-1): Mainstay of Heritage autograph lineups.
Al Kaline (2-1): Heritage mainstay. More of a shock if he's not included.
Common players (1-2) - Topps autograph insert sets for Heritage are usually chock'o'block with common players. Heritage '65 should be no exception.

I recognize that Topps does an autograph insert set in Heritage as a way to celebrate and remember the individual players included in the original set for that year. Stockpiling stars is not really the point. So with that in mind, here are the 1950s and 1960s original stars and notables included in Heritage autographs checklists, starting in 2001.

The 2001 and 2002 checklists featured a mix of original and current players, with all original players being stars. There was a shift for the 2003 checklist, where only three current stars were included (Lance Berkman, Jose Cruz Jr., and Jimmy Rollins). The rest of the checklist was filled in with common players from the original set. From 2004 on, Topps used a balanced checklist of original and current players.

'52 Heritage (2001): Pafko, Thomson, Snider, Groat, Dom DiMaggio, Slaughter, McDougald, Bauer, Sauer, Wilhelm, Garagiola, Sain, Irvin, Minoso, Rizzuto, Roberts, Schoendienst, Mays, Spahn, Law, Roe, Vernon, Joe Mays, Simmons, Shantz — 25 out of 50

'53 Heritage (2002): Rosen, Schoendienst, Feller, Shantz, Dom DiMaggio, Slaughter, Kell, McDougald, Wilhelm, Podres, Irvin, Minoso, Rizzuto, Ford, Mays, Spahn, Berra, Roe, Carey, Dark, Black, Boone, Face — 23 out of 28

'54 Heritage (2003): Kaline, Pafko, Skowron, Shantz, Groat, Snider, Banks, Aaron, Bauer, Podres, Irvin, Rizzuto, Roe, Face, Lasorda, Law, Ford, Mays, Berra — 19 out of 45

'55 Heritage (2004): Kaline, Newcombe, Snider, Banks, Killebrew, Podres, Musial, Mays, Berra — 9 out of 34

'56 Heritage (2005): Feller, Snider, Banks, Aaron, Irvin, Berra — 6 out of 23

'57 Heritage (2006): Rhodes, Snider, Banks, F. Robinson, Parnell, Musial, Ford, Berra — 8 out of 29

'58 Heritage (2007): Kaline, B. Robinson, Zimmer, Snider, Kell, Bunning, Podres, Aparicio, Schoendienst — 9 out of 36

'59 Heritage (2008): Kaline, Skowron, Erskine, Rhodes, Snider, F. Robinson, Brosnan, Zernial, Aparicio, Kaat*, Minoso, Cepeda, Wills*, Mazeroski, Berra, Tommy Davis* — 16 out of 57

'60 Heritage (2009): McDougald, Dark — 2 out of 48

'61 Heritage (2010): Rosen, Gibson, F. Robinson, Aparicio, Schoendienst — 5 out of 36

'62 Heritage (2011): Kaline, Gibson, B. Robinson, Banks, Yost, F. Thomas, Aaron, Koufax, Musial, Pierce — 10 out of 37

'63 Heritage (2012): Gibson, Turley, Virdon, Maxwell, Brosnan, Cunningham, Logan, Marichal, Aparicio, Minoso, Cepeda, Schoendienst, Musial, Mays, McCormick, McCovey, F. Torre — 18 out of 49

'64 Heritage (2013): Mays, Musial, Cepeda, Wills*, Minoso, Tiant, Marichal, Gibson, Pierce, Richardson, Shantz, Maxwell, Groat, Banks, F. Robinson, Aaron — 16 out of 63

*Not included in the original set.

These figures only included the Real One autograph insert sets, not dual or triple or any other insert set of autographed cards included in a Heritage product. Even still, note how the number of autograph subjects fluctuates from year to year. 2009's '60 Heritage set is clearly the loser in terms of original stars: just two out of a checklist of 48 subjects (and some collectors may not even consider Alvin Dark or Gil McDougald stars). This year's set includes the most subjects at 63, and 2002's '53 Heritage checklist provided the highest likelihood of pulling an autographed card of a Hall of Famer: 11 of its 28 autograph subjects are members.

What will next year's '65 Heritage give us? Probably as large an auto checklist as '64 Heritage (at least 60 subjects, comprised of current and original players). And probably as many Heritage regulars, stars, and Hall of Fame players, with one or two surprises. Steve Carlton? Duke Snider in a Giants uni? Lou Brock? And what about signatures that include more than just a name? Or an exchange card for a personalized auto? Or an exchange for an autographed buy back? With so many options not yet explored, it will be interesting to see how Topps approaches autographs next year, something they're probably thinking about right now down on Whitehall Street.

July 02, 2013

The Spirited Play of Lenny


Lenny Dykstra, 1991 Score "The Franchise"

We've covered Lenny around here before, and ditto for The Franchise. So why I am posting this? Well, for one thing, I think Lenny kinda sorta looks like Mike Trout here, so this card is RELEVANT. Also, it's like, I don't know, should we STOP talking about Lenny Dykstra? Probs not, dude is always bringing the realness. But the true reason I wanted to post this card today is because:

Have you ever wondered, like SERIOUSLY wondered how the Philadelphia Phillies performed the amazing feat of going from last place in 1989 to a tie for fourth in 1990? Seems ridiculous even writing it down now, so many years later. Of course, much of this was captured in the famous Steven Soderbergh documentary, "Worst To Tied For Fourth: The Amazing Story of the 1989 and 1990 Philadelphia Phillies and What They Meant to America." Much of that doc dealt with the after effects of the feat, the shock waves that reverberate throughout baseball even to this day. But has anyone had the guts to ask HOW they did it? You don't just go from worst to tied for fourth overnight, unless it's like the very beginning of the season or there's some crazy parity happening. It's takes years, decades, millennia to go from worst place to tied for fourth place. So again, I ask, does anyone have the guts, the BALLS the openly wonder how this happened?

The Franchise has the balls.



A large part of the Phillies climb from last place in '89 to a tie for fourth in '90 was because of the spirited play of Lenny.

I want to make my OWN movie called "The Spirited Play of Lenny." Here is the script:

Lenny Dykstra arrives at Phillies camp shirtless, chewing tobacco

Lenny Dykstra: 'Sup DORK-wads, ha. Nice last place last year.

Rest of Phillies: (hang heads in disappointment)

Dykstra: Any of you DORK-wads ever dove for a ball in your whole life? (does somersault through a ring of fire)

Rest of Phillies: (ooh and ahhh)

Manager Nick Leyva: Put that fire out! Where the hell did that even come from? What's going on here?

Dykstra: 'Sup Manager ... (squints to pretend to read name tag that isn't there) ... DORK-face.

Rest of Phillies: (snicker)

Leyva: Well, well, I see Mr. Dykstra finally decided to join us. Heard about you, son ... about your untamed attitude. Also heard about your spirited play, which I was hoping would rub off on some of THESE dork-wads ...

Dykstra: Oh you mean like THIS? (dives into fence head first)

Leyva: Uh, yeah I guess.

Dykstra: Well TOO BAD. I don't play like that anymore, Skip. Heart's not in it. Left a broad behind in New York. She died or whatever. Not really, but kind of. Might as well have.

Leyva: What does that ... what? Doesn't matter. Listen Lenny - we brought you here for your spirited play - we need you! We had high hopes for this season ...

Dykstra: Oh yeah? Like what - sixth place? Pfft.

Leyva: Lenny, I - gather 'round everyone. I was gonna save this for later but what the hay. Lenny, to answer your question, no. We're not thinking sixth place. We're shooting for the stars this year, son. We're thinking - I'm gonna tell you guys this right now - we're thinking FOURTH PLACE, dang it!

Dykstra: YOU'RE CRAZY OLD MAN!

Leyva: Am I? WELL SO WHAT? I believe in this team! I know we can do it! Fourth place is the goal, and I don't care if we have to share it. There, it's out there now. THAT'S the goal, and we can't do it without you Lenny ...

Bunch of scenes where Lenny's not playing spirited, team still in last place. Then he meets a broad who slowly but surely starts to make him forget about the not dead broad he left behind behind in NY.

Broad: Well then go ahead! Get out of here. And keep playing unspirited baseball! See if I care ... (cries)

Dykstra: OH YEAH? (turns around dramatically) WELL SEE IF I CA- (attacks her with kisses)

(they have sex)

Dykstra: (after sex) You know what ... ... ...

Jillian: Jillian.

Dykstra: You know what, Jillian? I think you're rekindling my ... my ... my spirit.

Montage of Lenny playing spirited baseball, diving and getting dirty. Montage also includes scenes of Phillies moving up in the standings; montage stops when they reach fourth place. Movie ends.

Fiesty, with plenty of spunk,


I'm going to go back and rewrite the script to include the fiestiness and spunk, so don't worry.