May 30, 2012

Chuck Hough

 Charlie Hough, 1987 Sportsflics

IT’S THE CHARLIE HOUGH HOLOGRAM, HATERS!!!


LIKE TUPAC BUT WITH MORE KNUCKLEBALLS.

YOU READY FOR THE KNUCKLER?

NO YOU AIN’T!

KNUCKLER COMIN’ ATCHA!

THOMAS EDISON INVENTED THE HOLOGRAM CARD FOR THIS REASON!

CHARLIE HOUGH WAS BORN IN HAWAII! RUN AND GO TELL THAT.

CHECK OUT HIS FACE WHEN YOU TURN THE CARD 86-DEGREES SOUTHWEST. IT’S KINDA OLD.

KNUCKLER ACTION.


“CHARLIE, A TOUGH COMPETITOR WITH AN OUTSTANDING KNUCKLEBALL,” IT’S LIKE, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW.

OH, YOU DON’T NEED ANYMORE HOUGH? REGRETS FO’ LIFE, DODGERS!

IT’S RAINING KNUCKLERS UP IN HERRR.

FACT: CHARLIE HOUGH PITCHED EVERY YEAR DURING BASEBALL.

CHECK OUT THE “SHRINE TO CHARLIE HOUGH,” A.K.A. GREATEST WEBSITE EVER.

“…AND ONLY 1665 WALKS.” REMOVE THE “ONLY” AND THAT’S A SENTENCE I WOULD LIKE TO READ MORE ABOUT.

LEMME JUST HIT THIS KNUCKLER, IT’S LOOKING KINDA SLOW …

MY BAD, STRIKE THREE! WHAT THE CRAP?

FATHERS, GRAB YOUR SONS. CHUCK HOUGH IS TOEING THE RUBBER TONITE.

FACT: CHARLIE HOUGH WAS THE ONLY PITCHER TO WEAR 49 WHO WAS ALSO 49.

OR CLOSE. COURTESY JAYSON STARK.

THIS HOLOGRAM IS MAKING ME DIZZY.

WITH AWESOMENESS.

BUT ALSO DIZZY FOR REAL.

JUST PASSED OUT. WOKE UP. IT'S THE FUTURE.

BASEBALL HAS CHANGED.

NOT ENOUGH KNUCKLERS. YOU AIN'T NO HOUGH, DICKEY! WHY IS EVERYONE SO YOUNG?

I WANT TO GO BACK.

(CALLS THOMAS EDISON): INVENT THE TIME MACHINE ALREADY, TOMMY!

THE NUMBER YOU DIALED, 3, IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE.

2 comments:

troy said...

Excellent decision.

John Asgeirson said...

I saw Charley on opening day with the Marlins.